The best theme parks near London

Best for: A brilliant balance of kid and adult friendly vibes

With more than 40 rides across the whole park, soft play areas for younger tots, a zoo and Sea Life centre, you might find and one day isn’t enough to explore every corner of this theme park. The Vampire rollercoaster is one of the most popular, flinging thrillseekers through the treetops with their legs dangling below them. Rameses Revenge is a stomach-churning water plunge, and Kobra spins explorers through the air on a 90m track at a dizzying 43mph.

There’s options to stay on-site too, with hotels offering fun themed rooms (think Gruffalo and monkey temple-inspired) while the Explorer Glamping site offers luxury tent stays next to the Wild Asia zone.   

Anything else I should know? You can't buy tickets on the gate, so make sure to book online. The good news is you can save up to 40 per cent if you book far enough in advance.

Price: Online from £33 – £50; children aged 2 and under: free

Get there: 36 minutes by train from London Waterloo to Chessington South; around 1 hour and 10 minutes by car from central London. 

Best for: A wholesome day out that’s suitable for all ages

There’s something so pure about a trip to Legoland. Is it any surprise this decidedly British theme park is found at Windsor, one of Britain’s most genteel and niche towns? No, not really. Because this lovely place gives you the chance to see little ones squeal with delight on child-friendly rides before joining in their total joy at seeing some amazing LEGO creations (including London made from the colourful bricks).

In 2022, they opened the LEGO Mythica Magical Forest, where LEGO creatures come magically to life. It features an interactive water ride and a mysterious Lava Dragon’s lair. 

Anything else I should know? If you’re canny and book tickets in advance, you can save almost 50 per cent off the gate price. They also do some good Meal Deal offers.

Price: Online saver tickets from £34 – £49.

Get there: Take the train from London Paddington to Slough (15 mins, approx.) and then a bus (30 mins). If you’re driving, it’s about an hour from central London.

Best for: Riding the UK’s fastest roller coaster

One of the leading theme parks in the world, Thorpe Park is a must-visit for adrenaline junkies. Derren Brown’s Ghost Train makes you face a terrifying Demon; the world’s first horror-movie themed ride, ‘Saw’, throws you over a vertical drop of 100ft; ‘The Walking Dead’ makes you scramble to safety while the ‘Black Mirror’ experience has you challenged to escape a twisted, sensory-depriving maze. And then there’s Stealth, the fastest rollercoaster in the UK, which propels you from 0-80mph in under two seconds. 

Can’t bear to tear yourself away from these delights? Then stay on site at the Thorpe Shark Hotel (around £230 for a family room plus day passes, £150 for a twin or double room), which comes with added bonuses like fasttrack (that means no queues for any rides) until 11am. Quick pre-work rollercoaster, anyone?

Anything else I should know? There’s a virtual queueing system for people who are unable to queue, and a full accessibility guide is available to download from the website.

Price: Online from £34; children aged 2 and under: free

Get there: 32 minutes by train from London Waterloo to Staines, then a bus; around an hour by car from central London.

Best for: Chilling on Peppa Pig’s hot air balloon

Paultons Park is probably best known for Peppa Pig World, where nine rides and interactive characters bring the cartoon to life. But don’t let Peppa hog the limelight, there’s a whole lot more to this resort.

The Velociraptor sweeps through tight bends at 40mph, The Flight of the Pterosaur soars through the sky, and there are wonderful views from the Balloon Ride. Meanwhile, animal fans will enjoy the trip to Little Africa, where you can see African crested porcupines, meerkats and even giant train millipedes. There’s also one of the biggest rodents in Africa, the brilliantly named Gambian pouched rat, and the smallest, the African pygmy mouse. These ones are much sweeter than the ones living under your kitchen cupboards, promise.

Anything else I should know? Wheelchair or mobility-scooter-dependent visitors can enter free of charge. There’s also a Queue Assist Scheme for people who need to use it, and most of the areas are accessible, check out their website for more details.

Price: £39.75 online, £51.50 on the day, children under 1 metre: free

Get there: one hour 30 minutes by train from London Waterloo to Totton, then bus; around two hours by car from central London.