Ten alternative London tourist attractions
Go to Trinity Buoy Wharf
Hidden in the industrial wilds of the Leamouth Peninsula, this secluded waterside arts hub is well worth a visit. Visit Andrew Baldwin’s sculpture park, go see (and hear) Longplayer, a piece of music playing for a thousand years in a lighthouse, pop into The Faraday Effect, a tiny museum documenting the life of Michael Faraday, and stop by Fat Boy’s Diner for a milkshake overlooking the water. Open daily.
Go to Nunhead Cemetery
It looks like it was plucked from the imagination of HP Lovecraft, but somehow this overgrown Victorian cemetery remains one of the most romantic spots in the city. Its statues of angels stand wrapped in ivy, the nineteenth-century headstones sit lopsided in the earth and its elaborate monuments are smothered in a gothic green moss. Climb to the top of the hill and you can get a cracking view of St Paul’s Cathedral. Open daily 8.30am-7pm. Free.
Go to The Castle Cinema
Sitting above the poshest Spar supermarket in the world on Chatsworth Road is a small, independent movie house that was built more than a hundred years ago. The Castle Cinema reopened last year after a successful crowdfunding campaign and, with a great membership deal, it’s now one of the prettiest, cheapest and least crowded places to watch the latest releases, old favourites and arty flicks. Open daily. Prices vary.
Go to the British Library’s Treasures Gallery
Despite its small size, the Sir John Ritblat Treasures aka the British Library’s Treasures Gallery is basically London’s best museum. The collection is a relentless parade of ‘OMG!’ written artefacts: from Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks, Lennon’s lyrics to ‘Strawberry Fields Forever’ and Handel’s handwritten copy of his ‘Messiah’ to the actual Lindisfarne Gospels and the Magna Carta (with tons more in between). It’s the holy grail for history buffs. Open daily, times vary. Free.
Go to the Barbican Conservatory
You wouldn’t think the brutalist arts centre had a green heart, but the Barbican Conservatory truly is a secret London gem (if any still exist). Head up to the third floor and you’ll find the glasshouse filled with more than 2,000 species of plants and loads of exotic fish. The catch is: it’s only open on Sunday afternoons and bank holidays. But that just makes it more special. Push the boat out by booking in for its new totally tropical afternoon tea (£27.50 per person or £37.50 per person for unlimited prosecco). Sun noon-5pm. Free.
Go to Sir John Soane’s Museum
When he wasn’t designing buildings, neoclassical architect Sir John obsessively collected art, furniture and architectural ornamentation. You can see them all – including an alabaster sarcophagus carved for the pharaoh Seti I (1291-1278 BC) – in his beautiful, eccentric house in Lincoln’s Inn Fields. Tue-Sat 10am-5pm. Free.
Go to Jermyn Street
Escape the frenzy of Piccadilly Circus by ducking into calm and leafy Jermyn Street. Known for its classy gentlemen’s outfitters, you’ll find old-school shirt, shoes and shaving paraphernalia purveyors, plus the excellent cheesemonger Paxton & Whitfield. And when you’re all suited and booted, pop down Duke Street St James’s into Mason’s Yard for an art hit at White Cube gallery.
Go to the Museum of Brands, Packaging & Advertising
Tucked just off Portobello Road, this treasure trove of over 12,000 objects documents how we’ve shopped over the years. You’ll find wrappers, posters, toys, boxes and general collectibles arranged in date order – a nostalgic tribute to the many, many things we buy. Tue-Sun 10am-6pm. £9, £5-£7 concs.
Go to Wilton’s Music Hall
The oldest surviving music hall in the world, Wilton’s is worth a visit just to check out the beautiful Grade II-listed building. The Victorian theatre still has its original cast-iron pillars, curved balcony and crumbling walls, making it one of the most atmospheric places in London to see a performance. And if you don’t like the look of what’s on, the bar is a great spot for a cosy drink too. Open daily. Prices vary.
Go to the Wellcome Collection
Banish those thoughts of boring science lessons: the Wellcome Collection manages to make all the sciences excite, showing their art, beauty and relevance to everyday life. The permanent collection takes you through Henry Wellcome’s hoard of amazing objects and the history of science and medicine in the last century. Equally great are the temporary exhibitions, which tackle universal topics like sex, death and sleep – and it’s all free. The current show is ‘A Museum of Modern Nature’ (until October 8 2017). Tue-Sun 10am-6pm. Free.