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Make your way to the highest reaches of Manhattan to explore art and architecture at the Cloisters, a museum and garden celebrating the culture of medieval Europe. Highlights among the 3,000 works include an early-16th-century Netherlandic tapestry from Spain’s Burgos Cathedral and conserved stone tracery of four large 15th-century windows from a Dominican monastery in Burgundy, France. Make sure to peep the four reconstructed cloisters on the outside that give the institution its name and take in the spectacular Hudson River views before you leave. Recommended admission $12–$25.
If you prefer remnants of old-timey New York to those of Europe, head to the City Reliquary: There you’ll discover a quirky collection of local ephemera, such as the 2ND AVE half of the original Second Avenue Deli sign, which was saved from a Dumpster death by an eagle-eyed pedestrian. The museum’s gallery current exhibition is on Dick Power, a specialty bike designer and builder from Sunnyside, Queens. The exhibition will be on view at City Reliquary until September 2014. Suggested donation $5.
Bust out your crudest quips at this a one-of-a-kind monthly round-robin battle of wits hosted by father-daughter duo Fred and Jo Firestone. All are welcome to witness the hilarity, but only the first 18 funny people to sign up at the door will have a chance to perform. (Suggested topics are thrown out, and each player has 90 seconds to make the audience laugh.) Winners are determined by a decidedly unscientific human clap-o-meter. facebook.com/punderdome. Doors at 7:30pm, show at 8pm. $6–$7.
Almost anything goes at Otto’s, an East Village tiki lounge that boasts a beach-bar menu as big as its personality. The lineup of regular events suits a range of leisurely desires: Choose from Rock Trivia on the second Monday of each month; Draw Mania on the last Monday; and Rebel Night, a rockabilly party, on the third Friday. Other mischief pops up throughout the calendar, so keep your eyes trained on the website.