Looking for cool things to do in the city? Why not delve into unusual London. The capital’s world-famous museums, attractions and exhibitions are always worth a visit, but in a city as big, sprawling and packed with history as London, there’s always a weird ‘n’ wonderful way to entertain yourself.
Here, we’ve collected some of the freakiest and most fantastic things to do in the capital next time you have a few hours to kill, from a wacky House of Dreams to your chance to kip with the lions at London Zoo. Just open your mind and warn your friends in advance that your Instagram might be about to get kinda strange.
The best unusual things to do in London
The appeal of a sleepover in (well, next to) the lion enclosure is obvious: it'll be like living in the real life 'Jungle Book'. Hire a lodge, enjoy private guided tours around and get exclusive access to animal enclosures after hours. A two-course dinner and breakfast are included, so you won't have to worry about your rumbling stomach waking up the neighbours.
If you head from east to west on the Thames, things start getting quite interesting. Along the Putney to Hampton Court stretch and beyond, little islands start popping up. One of the larger ones, Eel Pie Island, became famous in the 1960s for blues gigs and later for its recording studio. Now, this privately owned island is home to a nature reserve and artists’ studios. You can grab a rare chance to see it for yourself on one of the few open days they hold there each year. A curious, little-known river haven.
Welcome to full-throttle ’80s front room fetishism, with cocktail menus hidden inside Charles and Diana memorabilia books, mocktails served in leopard-print mugs, soap stars in photo frames and cat-covered cushions galore. Little Nan's Bar - which has now branched out to open venues in Fitzrovia and Stockwell, as well as ludicrous party pads to hire like Flat Butcher - was set up in honour of owner Tristan's late grandmother, who made it to 104. Expect leopard print, china and Pat references aplenty.
Down a perfectly normal-looking street in East Dulwich you'll find a perfectly not-normal-looking abode. Taking the concept of one man's trash being another man's treasure, artist Stephen Wright is in the process of covering every available surface of this home in his kitschy mosaics. Everything here comes together in a magical hideaway that's only open to the public a few days a year.
Wobbly rubber things are great, but wouldn’t a hand-painted ceramic dildo look good on your dresser? This dildo decorating class allows you to get cocky with your art skills and decorate your own erotic pottery, which will be fired and sent to your home within two weeks. Workshops last around four hours and cost from £120 per person, including a glass of prosecco, tea and treats.
This London 2012 Olympic Games venue is open to the public for adrenalin-fuelled white-water rafting, canoeing and kayaking sessions – riding the rapids that challenged the world's best makes for an action-packed experience. On the centre's raft adventure, you'll be high-siding, spinning and nose dunking on the Olympic Standard Competition course before you know it.
God's Own Junkyard showcases neon artist Chris Bracey's personal collection of work in a salvage yard in Walthamstow. It contains everything from his signage for Soho sex clubs in the '60s to his work for the movie industry, including pieces that were used in 'Captain America', 'Eyes Wide Shut', 'Byzantium' and more. Once you're done being dazzled, you can grab drinks and snacks at the yard's Rolling Scones Cafe (lolz).
Take a guided walk at low tide around Deptford Creek, one of the last natural creeks to survive in the UK. The pretty area is a haven for freshwater and saltwater plants and animals including birds, butterflies and a huge range of wild flowers. Walks last two hours, cost around £12, and booking is essential.
This zoological museum is the only one of its kind in London. Display cases are stuffed to the gunnels with animal skeletons, taxidermy specimens and creatures preserved in fluid, like a true Victorian wunderkammer. From a jar of tiny moles to a huge elephant skull, there is plenty here to draw gasps of amazement. Don't turn up too early, though; the museum opens its doors from 1pm-5pm, Monday through Saturday.
This quirky museum of old playthings is housed in a pair of wonderfully creaky, unrestored Georgian townhouses. A £7 ticket allows you to shimmy your way through six tiny rooms packed with board games, marbles, money-boxes, puppets, wax dolls, toy theatres, dolls houses and wonderful, intricately detailed model shops, as well as the world’s oldest surviving teddy and a 4,000 year-old mouse made from Nile clay. By turns beguiling and creepy, it’s fascinating for adults who want a hit of nostalgia.
The ten rooms of this ornate Huguenot house have been decked out to recreate snapshots of life in Spitalfields between 1724 and 1914. A tour through the ‘still-life drama’, as American creator Dennis Severs put it, takes you through the cellar, kitchen, dining room, smoking room and upstairs to the bedrooms. Tours take place on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings, as well as Monday and Sunday afternoons, but visit their website to check the last admission times. A typical visit lasts around 45 minutes, so it's a quirky alternative to a post-work drink.
When he wasn’t designing notable buildings (among them the original Bank of England), Sir John Soane (1753-1837) obsessively collected art, furniture and architectural ornamentation. In the nineteenth century, he turned his house into a museum to which, he said, ‘amateurs and students’ should have access. That'll be us then. The result is this amazing place in central London, open Wednesday through Sunday, which is completely free to visit. Just remember to book ahead - you can't rock up unannounced.
Kayak down the Thames in a bovine boat as part of this watery sightseeing tour. A two-or-three-person vessel decorated with a black and white cow print will be your mode of transport. There are several waterway routes you can pick from, including Hackney Wick or around Limehouse Basin, and some come with meal stops for hungry canoers.
This Mare Street curiosity shop is both on the art circuit and determinedly off any beaten track. Peek through the windows and you’ll see a world in which velvet-cloaked Victorians, or perhaps The Mighty Boosh, might reside. Entering the shop, which is also the spiritual home of the esoterically minded Last Tuesday Society, reveals a plethora of shells, skulls, taxidermy specimens and assorted oddities.
A flying trapeze school that sets up camp on the north-west side of Regent’s Park for the summer with expert acrobats teaching all sorts of fancy tricks on the highly strung bars. Even beginners aim to be ‘caught’ by the hands of a (trustworthy) instructor by the end of a two-hour session.
A unique dining experience that aims to encourage participants to re-evaluate their approach to eating. At Dans le Noir? you eat in complete darkness, so it’s the taste, smell and texture of the food on which you focus. Before being led into the pitch-black basement by the restaurant’s blind waiters, you select one of four colour-coded mystery menus. The best part? If you spill anything down your top, no one's going to notice.
Your hair's gently flying behind your ears, your thighs are burning and your backdrop is a mountain range, but this ain't no Alpine adventure. Chel-Ski is a dry slope that offers skiing and snowboarding training just a ten-minute walk from Fulham Broadway station on a giant astroturf treadmill.
An entire museum dedicated to the coquettish cooling method? We are a fan. This beautiful building is the world's first museum dedicated to the history of handheld fans and the craft of fan-making. Housed in a pair of restored Georgian townhouses, it holds more than 3,000 specimens from all over the world, some dating back to the eleventh century. Entry costs just £5, and you can complete the visit with an afternoon tea in the orangery at the fan-tastic price of £9 per person.
If you're the kind of person who is fascinated by medical mysteries and don't mind a bit of gore, swing by Barts Pathology Museum in Barbican. The Grade II listed building is home to 5,000 specimens including human organs and tissues such as a gout-inflated hand, floating in glass jars. The macabre collection also holds the skull of John Bellingham, who assassinated British Prime Minister Spencer Perceval in 1812.
Although the museum is usually reserved for visits by medical students, it does open up to the public with special events from time to time.
The proposition of a drink in a public loo has never been a very appealing one. That was until WC opened up inside an old toilet in Clapham. But don't be put off your martini; not only is it surprisingly beautiful, it’s – dare we say it – romantic. Spend a penny on a well-curated wine list and a selection of cheese and charcuterie. WC, geddit?
There’s a wonderful world to discover below ground level, and we’re not talking about the tube. The Roman Temple of Mithras lay hidden for around 2,000 years before it was rediscovered in central London. Now, it’s preserved in a state-of-the-art museum, where visitors can ogle some of the exquisite artefacts that were left or lost by the very first Londoners. Look out for the ancient Oyster cards carved in marble… kidding.
Last year The Cheese Bar made all our dreams come true when they opened a cheese conveyor belt restaurant in the West End, and we forever thank them for it. It’s just as you hope it’ll be and more; an unending supply of quality, artisan cheese dishes gliding around a shared dining table. Plates start from around £3, you’re in for gouda times.
Know the Burger King at Euston like the back of your hand? Maybe it’s time to explore what lies beneath. There is a labyrinth of dark passageways that have been concealed for over 50 years – many of them with perfectly-preserved mind-century design. Some parts could be lost forever due to redevelopment works for HS2 - like the beautifully-tiled Leslie Green station. Book onto a tour and see it while you can.
This long tunnel links the South Bank area to the Lower Marsh; it’s like an edgy alfresco gallery of street art, including some original work by Banksy. And while it’s not cool to cover up original artwork with rubbish tags, you might just find space to leave you mark – or just marvel at the multi-coloured murals.
It looks more like a psytrance rave, but this life drawing session is actually an experiment in light, texture and movement. Expect models adorned in glorious neon accessories and body paint, throwing different poses for you to capture. Keen drawers – and there’s no experience necessary btw – are encouraged to experiment with different techniques, like line drawing and pointillism using neon paint. Trippy.
Trouble getting your pooch to Nama-stay? Try Doga – the yoga class that claims to calm down dogs by involving them in your relaxing yoga class. Apparently, sessions can help both owners and their four-legged friends feel more zen. And yes, even dogless people can join in the fun.
There’s one thing better than bagels: rainbow bagels. Head to London’s Brick Lane to find the psychedelic treats in all their technicolour glory. There’s plenty of bagel shops here to choose from; we love the ones from the yellow Beigel Shop (155 Brick Lane) especially. Fill yer boots and tuck into the most fabulous of all the baked goods.
Imagine passing a kidney stone the size of a mango. Not only did it really happen, but the folks at the Science Museum got their hands on it for their new exhibition, Medicine. The speckled display wall looks rather beautiful from afar. Then you get up close and realise it's made up of hundreds of urinary and gall stones which have been removed from the human body. Nice.
There are over 350,000 fascinating objects on display at this museum, but the Horniman Walrus is without a doubt our favourite. The stuffed animal has its own Twitter account, for starters. Ol' tusky first arrived in London in 1886, and found a permanent place in Londoners’ hearts for its slightly rotund appearance. Only a handful of people had seen a real walrus at the time it would have been made, perhaps that’s why it was overstuffed. Or maybe, like us, HW over-indulged on rainbow bagels.
If the thought of a three-day hangover is enough to put you off raving for life, join the new movement of early-morning ravers. Squeeze into those sequin leggings and dance your socks off at one of the sober events, which start from anywhere between 6.30am and 9am and feature smoothie bars, biodegradable glitter, yoga, massages, organic coffee and of course, top tunes.
Ah, oysters. The height of sophistication, right? Well, they were considered peasant food in London in ye olde days, served up on street corners as snacks. Today, they’re enjoying a renaissance thanks to a foodie boom and their fab sustainability credentials. With that in mind, there’s no need to be intimidated. Bentley’s Oyster Masterclass is one of the best in the biz: eat a load of oysters and master shucking for £65, which includes a glass of champers and an oyster knife to take home. That’s worth shelling out for.