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Meet the Undateables: Alexis and Nicole

Each week, we take two New Yorkers who swear they’re totally undateable, and put our matchmaking skills to the test

By Will Gleason
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Why they’re single:
Nicole: She's focused on her career, so she really doesn't have time to date.
Alexis: He's working on himself right now and isn't really looking for a specific person.

Ideal date:
Nicole: Bowling or going to a beer hall
Alexis: Going to a music concert

THE DATE

First impression
Nicole: “I could tell it was him right away because he seemed really anxious. He was kind of pacing back and forth. He seemed very shy and nervous and wasn't really my type."
Alexis: “I wasn't nervous at all. I'm not a nervous guy. My first impression of her was that she seemed really laid-back. I felt pretty comfortable with her. She was really talkative." 

Chemistry
Nicole: “There was a little-brother vibe. We talked about our ethnicities and how it can be hard to deal with. Dealing with racism is kind of an uncomfortable first-date topic”
Alexis: “No romantic chemistry. It was more like a friend meetup than a romantic one. We talked about work, the areas we live in, the places we're from—we talked a lot.”

Awkward Moment
Nicole: “I asked if he wanted any of my fries, and then he just ate all my fries—like, he took big handfuls of fries from my plate. He really went to town on my fries."
Alexis: “I was eating her fries the whole time we were talking. I'm not sure if she liked that. It was kind of awkward when I looked down and there were no more fries."

Afterward
Nicole: “I had a work party to go to, so from the get-go I told him I had to ditch early. He stayed in the market, and I left. We exchanged Instagrams but not numbers."
Alexis: “She had to go to a coworker's party. I asked for her Instagram, and I followed her. I don't know if I'll see her again because she didn't follow me back."

Verdict
Nicole:  “I went fine. I just felt like I was hanging out with my little brother. I didn't really feel like we were right for each other. We were in two different life stages."
Alexis: ♥♥♥ “She was really nice, but it just felt kind of friendly. She wasn't really my type, but I definitely felt like we could become friends."

Our daters went to Time Out Market New York (55 Water St, 917-810-4855)

RECOMMENDED: See more Undateables

Want to be set up on a free blind date? Email undateable@timeout.com.

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Feast at Minetta Tavern, then drink and sing at Marie’s Crisis Café

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A West Village institution with classy decor, Minetta Tavern serves up that famous burger that’s on your bucket list. After your splurge, turn things up a notch at Marie’s Crisis Café, the iconic piano bar down the street. You can listen to some show tunes and join in the singing once you’ve got a few drinks in you. Who knows, maybe you and your date will harmonize!

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Feast and catch a flick at Nitehawk Cinema

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