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Meet the Undateables: Brian and Marc

Each week, we take two New Yorkers who swear they’re totally undateable, and put our matchmaking skills to the test

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Written by
Will Gleason
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Why they’re single:
Brian: He recently started a new job, so he’s working a lot.
Marc: He really hates dating and tends to put work and his personal life first.

Ideal date:
Brian: A Central Park walk, followed by champagne
Marc: Having drinks at a super-chill bar

THE DATE

First impression
Brian: “He wasn’t my type, but he knew how to keep the conversation going, which is something that I like in someone. He really took the lead with things right away.”
Marc: “I try not to go off first impressions, but he seemed super friendly and nice. He wasn’t like anyone I’ve dated before. He did nice things, like holding open the door for me.”

Chemistry
Brian: “Absolutely no romantic chemistry. We mostly spoke about holiday plans. We talked a lot about our moms. He was a very hard-to-read person. Friendly, but hard to read.”
Marc: “I always find that hard to tell on a first date. Maybe on a second date I could feel it more. I’m always up to see if there might be a second date.”

Awkward Moment
Brian: “Our gift card didn’t work, so Marc went and grabbed a manager who had to go to the vendors and manually put in the numbers for the meal.”
Marc: “The initial meeting was kind of awkward just because I didn’t know what he looked like. But I feel like that’s always kind of an awkard thing on a blind date.”

Afterward
Brian: “He had to meet up with a friend, so we headed out. I asked him for his social media, and then he asked for my number. So I think he was maybe more into it than I was.”
Marc: “I gave him my number, so we’ll see what happens! When he called, he said it didn’t go through because he didn’t have service, so I don’t have his number.”

Verdict
Brian: ♥ “He was great company, just not really my type. He was a little too vanilla. It was more of a friendly catch-up. I don’t think I’d even consider it a date.”
Marc: ♥♥♥ “I had a nice time. I enjoyed it. I could see myself going on a second date—why not? He seemed super interested in what I did and my story.”

Our daters went to Time Out Market New York (55 Water St, 917-810-4855)

RECOMMENDED: See more Undateables

Want to be set up on a free blind date? Email undateable@timeout.com.

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A West Village institution with classy decor, Minetta Tavern serves up that famous burger that’s on your bucket list. After your splurge, turn things up a notch at Marie’s Crisis Café, the iconic piano bar down the street. You can listen to some show tunes and join in the singing once you’ve got a few drinks in you. Who knows, maybe you and your date will harmonize!

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The Austrian-inspired cuisine and lived-in but chic aesthetic make Porcelain a charming first-date option. The prices are refreshingly low, too, with plates in the $10 range. Grab a couple of big, plush chairs, then split brunch and a pastry or three. If that’s not as sweet as can be, we don’t know what is. 

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Versatility is a key quality in a date spot: somewhere you want to stay but can still bolt if need be. If that’s what you’re seeking, get thee to Jared Braithwaite’s bar Pips, which sports an impressive wine selection alongside small plates inspired by coastal Italian cuisine. Plus, it’s right on Atlantic Avenue, so your subway escape-route options are plentiful. 

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