Why they’re single:
Tim: Recently out of a relationship, he’s trying to get back into the dating scene.
Michael: There’s just been a lack of effort by all the parties involved.
Tim: Drinks at a cocktail bar, followed by dinner
Michael: A game of table tennis, then dinner and drinks
Tim: “I knew it was him immediately. The conversation flowed really nicely. I thought right away, Oh, okay, this is going to be fun. I was excited for the next few hours or so.”
Michael: “He seemed really nice and personable. I thought he was five years younger than me, which he liked to hear. He wasn’t really my type, but I wouldn’t exclude him.”
Tim: “Despite him being very cute, I was immediately like, Oh, this is a guy who would be a really good friend. I didn’t feel like there was romantic chemistry.”
Michael: “I think there was chemistry but not necessarily romantic. We both really like the ID channel, so we talked about that a lot. We’re both really into true crime.”
Tim: “I feel like I was a little nervous going in because I was talking too much, but I think that was just mainly out of meeting someone for the first time like that.”
Michael: “When I first got there, the manager met me, and I thought he was Tim and introduced myself. The manager seemed pretty confused, but then Tim came over.”
Tim: “It wasn’t until we left that I realized neither of us made an effort to exchange numbers. So I decided we must have been on the same page about it being more friendly.”
Michael: “I felt like he was fine with not exchanging numbers. I think he was in it for the experience. We parted ways pretty quickly, but I would have met up with him again.”
Tim: ♥♥♥♥ “It was a great time. I was like, Maybe we’ll be friends. Then again, I don’t know his last name, so I’ll probably never see him again. But he was really nice.”
Michael: ♥♥♥♥ “I thought the date was really great. I was relieved that it was him. He seemed really bubbly. I can be the opposite of that, so it was refreshing in that sense.”
Our daters went to Time Out Market New York (55 Water St, 917-810-4855)
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Best date ideas in NYC
You and your special someone don’t have to travel far to feel like you’re in an idyllic pastoral paradise with this century-old Kings County NYC park. Nestled away by Prospect Park, you’ll find over 50 acres of cherry blossoms, rose gardens and the bright flora of the tropics in the balmy conservatory. No matter the season, you’ll be sure to see beautiful plant life.
As if Brooklyn Bridge Park weren’t already romantic enough with its staggering views of Manhattan and the bridges, this nearly 100-year-old hand-painted attraction will bring out the childlike glee in both of you. Keep the nostalgic feel going with a cone at the nearby Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory or get cultured with a sophisticated theater production at St. Ann’s Warehouse.
Many of the city’s various rooftop bars rely heavily on their views as the main selling point for their overpriced drinks, but atop Chelsea’s McKittrick Hotel (the home of the famed Sleep No More) is this highly conceptualized romantic garden party meets cocktail lounge. During the warmer months, sit among the short trees and twinkling Christmas lights as actors from the downstairs play weave between the tables making charming conversation as socialite characters. Once winter hits, the space is given over to the Lodge, a meticulously crafted alpine cabin seemingly transported to the roof, complete with bunk bed and drawers filled with clues to the space. Grab a maple hot toddy and sit by the fire pit to revel in the full experience.
If your date has been looking for adventure but ditching the city isn’t an option, take a couple of hours to harness that love of independence and thrills at this rock climbing facility. Take an introductory class together to learn the ropes (literally: how to tie them, how to belay and proper harness procedure) or let the staff hook you up and start scurrying up the tall walls. Competitive couples can try to beat each other’s times, and memberships are available should this become a favorite hobby for you and your partner in climb.
Drop your inhibitions at this seductive, throwback lounge—cheeky performers will leave you and your date laughing, curious and probably more than a bit aroused. From your table by the stage (the space is small enough that there’s not really a bad seat in the house) expect the unexpected as aerial performers, singers, comedians, dancers and sexily clad lads and laddies perform circus and sideshow tricks. You’ll be hard-pressed to find anything like it in the Lower East Side—or anywhere else.
To do everything that the Brooklyn Bazaar offers all in one date will require a great deal of commitment, but if you and your love are up for the challenge, there’s great rewards in it for you. Goof off with mini golf and arcade games, sing your feelings at each other in the karaoke rooms, grab a fantastic dinner and drinks at Paradise Burger, and see an amazing performance or show in the concert venue.
Why bother going to two separate places when you can combine this classic date at one fantastic eat-in cinema? Grab one of the luxurious, big comfy chairs and take advantage of the table with the seats. Chow down on tacos, burgers, charcuterie or small plates as you take in buzzworthy indie films and retro re-releases. Already ate? The seasoned popcorn is far superior than the stale stuff you might find at other movie houses, while the full liquor and cocktail menu will make a boring, drawn-out flick more palatable.
Though any date at this rustic Greenpoint pizza haven is likely to feel romantic with the dim lights and the delicious aroma wafting from the brick oven, up your game by traveling there on the East River Ferry. The short (and affordable) ride at sunset from Manhattan gives out-of-this-world views of the skyline surrounded by rich oranges and pinks that are almost as appetizing as the wine selection awaiting you just blocks away from the Greenpoint Ferry stop.
For those book lovers who get a kick out of the Hemingway quote “write drunk, edit sober,” take this long-running walking tour of the Greenwich Village. As you mosey your way through the historic nabe, an incredibly knowledgeable and friendly guide will point out the houses where literary powerhouses lived. And even better is the stops at long-running bars: Grab an ale and hear stories of inspired meetings, writing sessions and brawls that erupted when writers of yore took up residency in the drinking holes. Meets Fridays and Sundays at White Horse Tavern, 567 Hudson St (literarypubcrawl.com). $30.
Rainy day blues, sweltering hot days and freezing cold nights don’t have to get in the way of your good time at the Chelsea Market. Mosey your way from sifting through vinyl records at Artists & Fleas, browse through the latest best sellers at Posman Books, toast regionally sourced oysters at the Lobster Place and chow down on homestyle cooking at Friedman’s.
Here's an idea for more, er, adventurous daters. Learn how to make love like a legend at this mesmerizing musical comedy/TED Talk hybrid, led by maverick author Dr. Alex Schiller (the alter ego of the brilliant Roslyn Hart). Through a series of hilarious and consent-affirming gauntlets, the good doctor will shake you out of romantic complacency. Live band performances of sexy songs will get you and your date feeling curious. And If you're not ready to face your fears of flirting onstage, be sure to select a "voyeur" ticket. But if you're ready to go big, the "participant" option will make you feel like you can breathe fire. Be sure to bring your A-game for a lit, highly-charged afterparty. For more information, visit neversleepalone.com.
Though romantic walks are easily one of the most underrated cliché dates, few strolls are quite as magnificent as the High Line. At this park, a repurposed abandoned elevated railroad over 10th Avenue, you’ll see the Meatpacking District, Chelsea and the Hudson River at a whole new angle. As if the views of the bustling city beneath you weren’t enough, the plethora of gardens, sculptures and examples of amazing street art on the surrounding buildings are a sight to behold.
Make like Patti Smith and the late Robert Mapplethorpe and plan an excursion to the ever-whimsical and wonderfully weird Coney Island. Explore the boardwalk, play some carnival games and scream your guts out on the Cyclone at Luna Park. Take cute selfies by the colorful Coney Island Art Walls, and for a bite, nosh on a Nathan’s Hot Dog.
You and your honey can have plenty of fun without spending much money at this East Village watering hole. Come during happy hour, which generously lasts until 8pm, for select $3 drafts as you unwind with games of skeeball, darts and pinball. There might be a bit of wait, but the pool tables are perfect for a friendly challenge—who ever wins buys the next round, or your cab ride to whoever’s apartment is closest.