Melbourne tourist attractions and places to visit that don't suck

You’ve had lunch by the Yarra river, now try lunch on the river. GoBoat is an electric boat hire service currently running in Melbourne that makes it super easy to have picnics at sea (in this case, a river). GoBoat’s five-metre-long boats seat up to eight people and don’t need a boating licence to operate. 

Time Out tip: The best part? They come equipped with a built-in wooden picnic table on the boat, so BYO food and drinks. 

If you think you've got a head for heights, the Melbourne Skydeck will seriously test you. The Edge is a glass box that extends three metres out from the 88th floor of Eureka Tower – and 300 metres above ground! As you walk out, things get a bit freaky with cracking glass sound effects designed to scare you senseless. The sound effects are fake, but seeing the city from the highest public vantage point in the Southern hemisphere and those stunning 360-degree city views are beyond awesome.

Time Out tip: For a more dining refined experience, head up one more level to Eureka 89. This sky-high restaurant offers an elevated dining experience with 360-degree views of Melbourne paired with a carefully curated, seasonal tasting menu.

It doesn’t get much more Melbourne than cheering on your favourite team at the 'G, with a piping hot meat pie in one hand and a cold beer in the other. But AFL isn’t the only thing that’ll get your blood pumping at the Melbourne Cricket Ground; as the name implies, cricket is the go-to sport during summer, and the fascinating Australian Sports Museum is open throughout the year.

Time Out tip: The MCG is also home to the National Sports Museum, Australia’s largest multi-sports tourist attraction. Kill two tourist birds with one stone. 

Craving a bit of down time? Drive down to the Mornington Peninsula and soak your cares away in the soothing thermal pools of the Peninsula Hot Springs. Spend time in cave pools, enjoy a massage and chill out on a day bed – you’ve earned it.

Time Out tip: If you want to stretch the bathing beyond a single day like we did, Peninsula Hot Springs also offers luxe overnight glamping. This place puts the "glam" in glamping – think heating as well as heated terrazzo flooring, a walk-in wardrobe and exquisite décor. 

Melbourne’s central community hub is, shall we say, divisive – its geometric design isn’t loved by all. But architecture aside, it’s always buzzing with events, screenings, talks, performances and activities. Whether it’s a weekend craft market, an exhibition at NGV Australia or a panel talk, you’re almost guaranteed to find something to pique your interest. 

Time Out tip: Keep your eyes posted on the Fed Square website to make sure you don't miss the coolest thing on right now.

The Royal Botanic Gardens is the place to escape the madness of the CBD without actually leaving it. It's on the edge of the city, with more than 8,500 plant species calling this place home. There are lush lawns and glittering lakes that are perfect for revitalising the body and soul. Take a quick stroll or linger a while with a weekend picnic. Tours, walks, workshops and talks are on offer to teach you more of the intricacies of the gardens. 

Time Out tip: The Aboriginal Heritage Walk takes you on a journey into the rich history of the Kulin nation.

Kayak Melbourne specialises in guided kayak tours that take you along the Yarra River between Victoria Harbour and Melbourne Park. You can choose to soak up the sunshine with the afternoon City Sights Kayak Tour, or you can explore our waterways by night with the Moonlight Kayak Tours. The nighttime tours include an on-water dining experience, and you'll be able to get some Instagram-worthy shots of the Melbourne skyline as the sun goes down. 

Time Out tip: Want more action? There's even sunrise tour that includes a short yoga session to limber you up before you hit the water.

The State Library of Victoria is a cultural landmark that houses over 4 million items, including (of course) an incredible number of books, as well as several exhibitions and galleries with a lot of history. The library was established in 1856 and is a grand presence on Swanston Street with interior spaces to match. The La Trobe Reading Room is a six-storey-high domed room that is magnificent to look at. Along with books and artworks, the State Library houses thousands of heritage items, maps, manuscripts and newspapers. Readers can also access digital material. And the best part? All of this is free. 

Time Out tip: There’s even a lovely little café, so you can easily spend a whole day reading and roaming the aisles.

It’s amazing how quickly suburban Melbourne gives away to the lush, rolling green hills of the Yarra Valley. It’s one of Victoria’s premier food and wine destinations and just over an hour from the Melbourne CBD. The valley is full of wineries offering tours, cellar door tastings and gourmet dining experiences.

Time Out tip: Even those looking for more 'child-friendly' attractions won’t leave disappointed; keep the kids (little and big) quiet with a trip to the heavenly Yarra Valley Chocolaterie and Ice Creamery.

Every great city has a great market, and the open-air Queen Victoria Market does Melbourne proud. The place is rammed full of veteran stallholders who are passionate about fresh produce and more than happy to talk you through their wares. The fresh produce, meat and a variety of dairy and small goods mean it's a place that's popular with locals – but the market has become a must-visit for tourists, too. Cafés fight for space around the outside and heave with brunchers every weekend.

Time Out tip: Closing hours vary depending on the day, so make sure you check before visiting. And be sure to get a hot jam doughnut before you leave.

St Kilda is defined by two main strips, Fitzroy Street and Acland Street, with the famous St Kilda Esplanade providing a pleasant link between the two. While Fitzroy Street is all retail shops, gyms and fancy restaurants, Acland is a haven for cake lovers. The cake shops and bakeries lining the street have been making Melbourne a sweeter place since 1934, and are still serving up Eastern European classics. 

Time Out tip: Make sure you try the plain cheesecake from Europa Cake Shop, the vanilla slice at Le Bon Continental Cake Shop and the chocolate Kugelhopf at Monarch.

This historical building is a monument to the bad old days of capital punishment, with most people visiting here to see the somewhat gruesome armour and death mask of notorious Aussie outlaw Ned Kelly. But there's plenty of other things to see and do in this fascinating old place. Explore the gaol, experience a modern-day arrest procedure and stand in the dock of the Old Magistrate's Court. The gaol first opened in 1845, which means it's one of the oldest buildings in Melbourne. 

Time Out tip: Unsurprisingly, a building this old, where 133 people were hung, has its fair share of ghost stories. luckily for you, the Old Melbourne Gaol regularly hosts tours.

You can feel the weight of the past as soon as you step into the grounds and look up to the gothic spires of the Abbotsford Convent. The complex began as a convent in the late 1800s and, down the years, has also been a commercial laundry, orphanage and aged care facility. These days, it’s a hub for artists, makers, community radio broadcasters and teachers – as well as a beautiful place to explore. 

Time Out tip: Check out the work of local artists in the galleries, then roam the green hills and gardens.

The National Gallery of Victoria is made up of two venues: the NGV International and NGV Australia. Both are impressive spaces, filled with world-class art, so you could easily while away an entire day at each. The International's permanent collections include a Rembrandt, a Bonnard and a Tiepolo, plus a much-loved water wall at the entrance. 

Time Out tip: Over at Fed Square, the Ian Potter Centre houses art from Indigenous and non-Indigenous Australians from the colonial era to the current day.

Melbourne’s famed alternative side is in full force in Fitzroy, the city-centre hub of all things hip. Wandering up Brunswick Street, Fitzroy’s main strip, you'll be confronted by everything from trendy bike shops and cool hairdressers to second-hand bookshops and hometown fashion heroes such as Gorman, Búl, Kloke and Alpha 60. It's the vintage clothes stores, though, that Brunswick is most celebrated for. 

Time Out tip: Pre-loved clothing specialists like Hunter Gatherer and Vintage Sole are just a few of the spots to head to for that leather bag, pair of vintage jeans or denim jacket from the '80s you've been pining after. 

The Royal Exhibition Building in Carlton Gardens is one of the world's oldest remaining exhibition pavilions. This icon of Melbourne was the first building in Australia to be put on the UNESCO World Heritage List. Aside from having a fascinating history, the REB is drop-dead gorgeous inside and out. 

Time Out tip: Swing by to snap the façade any time – try getting a pic from in front of the fountain or from in between the many tree-lined pathways. 

If you do one thing in Melbourne, we recommend hitting Curtin House on Swanston Street. This six-storey vertical lane houses some of Melbourne's most interesting tenants. Originally the Tattersalls Club, it currently is home to the Metropolis specialist bookshop, bar/restaurants Cookie and Mesa Verde, high fashion mavens Dot Comme, the swanky bar and band room at The Toff in Town. Visitors can practically get the full Melbourne experience without setting foot outside the building.

Time Out tip: Polish off the whole experience at Melbourne's crowning glory, Rooftop Bar, right at the very top. 

Fact: Melbourne does hidden bars like no other city. And yes, sorry to all the Melburnians reading this, but we're about to reveal some of our underground drinking secrets. We've got one behind a fridge door (Jungle Boy) and a bookshelf (Loch and Key), a secret rooftop bar above a Chinese restaurant (Goldilocks) and in a basement at the end of an alley (Beneath Driver Lane). Sure, it might feel more like a scavenger hunt than a night out hunting these places out but, for a drink with a difference, it's definitely worth it.

Time Out tip: Peruse our list of the best secret bars in town for a whole scavenger list of options. 

Melbourne's Chinatown district was first established back in the 1850s during the Victorian Gold Rush era, making it the longest continuous Chinese settlement in the western world. As such, it's also the oldest Chinatown in the Southern Hemisphere. This vibrant quarter of town is lined with karaoke bars, duty-free stores and so many fantastic little restaurants, that it's hard to know which one to choose.

Time Out tip: Located along Little Bourke Street and its surrounding lanes and streets, we recommend dumplings at Shanghai Village, mains at Supper Inn and desserts at Secret Kitchen. 

Itching for a new adventure? Saddle up and explore the city on two wheels. We recommend the easy-ish ride along the Yarra Trail. Starting in Eltham, this trail is a pretty satisfying 22-kilometre ride towards Fairfield that follows the flow of the Yarra. It’s flat most of the way with loads of leafy corridors to pass through.

Time Out tip: Closer to the city, the trail is sealed and your necessary pit stops include the Heide Museum of Modern Art and the colonial-era Fairfield Boathouse for some scones.

A glorious, sprawling space filled with themed displays, interactive areas, IMAX cinemas and postmodern art, Melbourne Museum rewards first-time visitors and repeat patrons equally. For recent initiates, the sheer scope of the permanent galleries (including one just for children) can be intimidating, but for those who aren't intent on digesting it all on one visit, the greatest treasures that can't be missed include Phar Lap’s preserved body and a fascinating exploration of the history of mental health treatment in Australia.

Time Out tip: Don't try to squeeze everything into one trip. You'll need several visits to soak it all in. 

Head southwest from Geelong and you’ll soon see it: the faded log arch announcing your arrival at the Great Ocean Road. Sandwiched between dense coastal eucalypt forests and the ocean, the road is one of the most spectacular drives in Australia. Technically, the road starts just outside of Torquay but the best ocean vistas happen between Airey’s Inlet and Apollo Bay, where you’ll drive right along the precipice of the coastal cliffs. There are regular opportunities to stop at beaches and koala sightings are not uncommon.

Time Out tip: If possible, travel off-season to avoid the crowds rushing to see The Twelve Apostles during school holidays – the road is just as great in the cooler months.

A two-and-a-half-hour trip from Melbourne is Phillip Island: a chunk of coastal heaven famed for its penguins and seals. The craggy shoreline is broken up by numerous beaches perfect for swimming, surfing and seal watching: there are more seals living on the island than humans. However, giving the seals a run for their money in the cute stakes are the little penguins. Phillip Island is home to the largest colony of little penguins in Australia, Every night, like clockwork, you can watch them come ashore at Summerland Beach and march like cute little soldiers into their sandy burrows.

Time Out tip: Penguins aside, no Phillip Island trip is complete without some great food perusing. We highly recommend stopping in at the14-acre ramble of Phillip Island Winery for their coastal-breeze-infused pinot noirs, moscatos and sparkling heroes. Opt for their scrummy grazing board and wine tasting combo.

Australia’s oldest zoo is an inner-city oasis that's home to hundreds of creatures great and small. Watch seals and penguins gliding through blue water in the Wild Sea exhibit, then head to the sprawling Orangutan Sanctuary, where a family of intelligent orangutans swing from tree to tree. From the giraffes to the gorillas and tons of Aussie animals, there's so much to see and learn.

Time Out tip: They also have free animal talks on everything from the tortoise to the tiger, so plan your trip.  

There are so many things to love about Carlton’s famous strip, which has long been Melbourne’s Little Italy. Gone are the irritating restaurant touters; these days it's all about top-notch bars and eateries like Heartattack and Vine and Johnny's Green Room, pizza at DOC or Tiamo. Culture-lovers flock to Cinema Nova, the huge Readings Bookstore and independent theatre La Mama.

Time Out tip: Peruse our list of the best bars and eateries on Lygon Street. We won't let you go hungry.

Melbourne is not only Australia's live music capital, it's also the best city in the world for live music. With hundreds of music venues to choose from, you're spoiled for choice when it comes to getting down to live music in Australia's coolest cultural city. Just to kick you off, The Tote and the Corner Hotel are some of the best live music pubs, while the Toff in Town is great for a boogie. We even have a healthy population of slick jazz clubs. 

Time Out tip: Want to know what's on? We've got the ultimate round-up of the best live gigs and live music on in Melbourne right now, just for you.